Are you impervious to supermarket blandishments?

Challenging a woman who , having parked in our supermarket car park for free, only went into the Pound Shop before returning to her vehicle, she agreed to visit our store but bought nothing, yet on offer that day was
7 for 6, get one free, thirty five hole crumpets in an environmentally conscious green pack.
Premium bucket, line caught mussels.(Enter our competition ‘How big is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s main muscle?’
Popeye Spinach and Rocket assisted lettuce.
Savoury Ricicles (With complimentary plastic spoon)
17 blade ‘I mean business’ Remette razor. ‘Your whiskers drop out in fright’ .
and the visiting Area Manager’s pick of the day- The Duchy of Cornwall’s perfumed soaps, which are made from melting down orphan children in the Lebanon
How she could resist these tempting offers, has had our marketing people rushing back to their drawing boards, I can reveal.

I am completely impervious to these supermarket ramblings, my wife is not there yet but soon.

Perfume market shines amidst the recession

Cheap & Chic Light Clouds $39.99 Women’s 1.7 oz EDT Spray. Cheap & Chic Light Clouds is a fragrance by the house of Moschino and it arrived on the market in June 2009. The perfume is composed of peach cyclamen lotus jasmine rose ambrette cedar and musk.

Polo Club Classic $36.99 Women’s 3.4 oz EDT Spray. Polo Club Classic perfume is a more sophisticated presentation of the other Polo Club designs by Beverly Hills. This fragrance is very mysterious and pleasurable with enough passion for the evening and enough beauty for the night. It is a very feminine fragrance that will make you feel confident and womanly. Polo Club Classic perfume isn’t for the young crowd but still deserves to be a big market item.

F Ferragamo Black $32.99 Men’s 1.0 oz EDT Spray. F by Ferragamo Black arrived on the market in the beginning of 2009 as an elegant evening and intensive version of the original F by Ferragamo. The perfume was created by Olivier Polge who composed it of lavender absolute black pepper coriander seed labdanum and tonka.

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