Fun Water Perfume
SEE IF you like…..?
a mushroom goes in to a bar and orders a drink,
we dont serve mushrooms in here the bar man say
why on earth not im a fun guy…..
1st woman.. ive heard mo has had her lips plumped
2nd woman.. i suppose they used some of the extra fat from her bottom
1st woman..yes now she really talks out of her backside
why did the prostitute put perfume on her ankles?
because she knew they would end up behind her ears
a man walks in to the bedroom holding two aspirins and a glass of water his wife asks whats that for?
its for your headache she says but i have not got a headache
gotcha he replies
haha, i really liked the second joke. Thanks for sharing.
Davidoff Hot Water TV commercial
Themocracy