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Dont try and be snooty wi a Gorbals wummin!?
A wee auld wummin from the Gorbals is at a swanky do in the city. She is in the lift of The Hilton Hotel and with her are two very beautiful and regal young women. The first one has a simply devine smelling perfume and our wee auld wummin sniffs the air appreciatively and ask the first young woman what the perfume is: “Chanel No 5, £70 pounds a bottle, John Lewis.” she replies with more than just a little disdain in her arch tones.
The old lady turns to the second beauty and asks her about her perfume “Iyves St Laurent Nu, 80 pounds a bottle, Watt Brothers.” she responds, even more snootily than the first one.
Just before they reach their floor, the wee auld Gorbals wummin bends over and drops the biggest fart you have ever heard. As the fumes engulf our two majestic young women, who are at gagging point with the stink, our we auld Gorbals wummin says as she departs the lift: “Economy Beans, 6 Tins Furra Pound, Lidls”
Yeah.
Yves Saint Laurent “Cinema” Perfume and Ian Brown “Home Is Where The Heart Is”
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OPIUM by Yves Saint Laurent – Eau De Toilette Spray 3 oz $74.00 Created by the design house of Yves Saint Laurent in 1977, Opium is classified as a refined, oriental, soft fragrance. This feminine scent begins with notes of mandarin and bergamot, then myrrh, jasmine and carnation. It is completed with a final note of Amber…. |
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L’HOMME YVES SAINT LAURENT by Yves Saint Laurent EDT SPRAY 3.3 OZ $71.99 Launched by the design house of Yves Saint Laurent in 2006, L’HOMME YVES SAINT LAURENT by Yves Saint Laurent for Men posesses a blend of: Cedar Virginia Cedar, Ginger, Violet, Citron, White Pepper, Basil Flower, Ozone, Tonka Bean, Sandalwood, Vetiver It is recommended for wear…. |
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Yvresse Perfume By Yves Saint Laurent 1.7 Oz Eau De Toilette Spray For Women $49.49 Created by yves saint laurent in 1993, yvresse for women is a refreshing, woody, mossy fragrance. This feminine scent contains a blend of fresh greens and fruit, with musky base notes. It is recommended as a daytime fragrance…. |
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Polo Blue By Ralph Lauren For Men, Alcohol Free Deodorant. $10.99 Polo Blue by Ralph Lauren Deodorant Stick 2.6 oz for Men Polo Blue has notes of Melon de Cavaillon, Lush Accord, Lush Watery Melon, Fresh Sliced Cucumber, Tangerine, Clary Sage Absolute, Geranium, Basil Verbena, Washed Suede, Velvety Moss, Amber Wood, Patchouli Coeur, and Sheer Musk…. |
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Yves Saint Laurent Opium 6.6 oz / 200 ml The New Version Body Creme in A Box $84.95 Opium Yves Saint Laurent Opium Rich Perfumed Body Creme Yves Saint Laurent Opium 6.6 oz / 200 ml The New Version Body Creme. Rarely in the history of fragrance has a creation embodied such enchantment, mystery, magic, and exoticism. Introduced in 1977, Opium symbolizes Yves Saint Laurent’s fascination with the Orient and his unique understanding of a woman’s hidden emotions and inexplicable pas… |
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New – KOUROS by Yves Saint Laurent – Eau De Toilette Spray 3.4 oz – 417912 $56.97 Launched by the design house of Yves Saint Laurent in 1981, KOUROS is classified as a luxurious, spicy, lavender, amber fragrance. This masculine scent possesses a blend of grass, cloves, jasmine, rose and coriander. Accompanied by a touch of vanilla and honey. It is recommended for romantic wear. KOUROS is classified as a luxurious… |
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YSL Yves Saint Laurent Sunglasses 6084/S D28, Glossy Black Frame/ Grey Lenses Yves Saint Laurent… the legendary design house in the world of haute couture comes forth with a brilliant ready-to-wear sunglasses collection that is a celebration of traditional design value. Elegant to a fault, YSL designs embody the perfect blend of style and substance. The 6084/S model is a fabulous Hollywood design, with a luxurious glossy finish and punched titanium accents. YSL logos engr… |
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Yves Saint Laurent (YSL) Baby Doll Perfume Mini Gift Set $31.50 … |
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Empresas. (Yves Saint Laurent introduce nueva línea de lápices labiales; Securitas responsable de la seguridad de torneo de tenis; España)(TT: … tournament; Spain): An article from: Epoca $5.95 This digital document is an article from Epoca, published by Difusora de Informacion Periodica, S.A. (DINPESA) on June 2, 1997. The length of the article is 458 words. The page length shown above is based on a typical 300-word page. The article is delivered in HTML format and is available in your Amazon.com Digital Locker immediately after purchase. You can view it with any web browser.Citation De… |
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Empresas. (Yves Saint Laurent introduce perfume masculino; cadena de comida Tony Roma’s abre nuevo local en Madrid; Cébé lanza nuevos modelos de gafas … goggles; Spain): An article from: Epoca $5.95 This digital document is an article from Epoca, published by Difusora de Informacion Periodica, S.A. (DINPESA) on October 13, 1997. The length of the article is 836 words. The page length shown above is based on a typical 300-word page. The article is delivered in HTML format and is available in your Amazon.com Digital Locker immediately after purchase. You can view it with any web browser.Citatio… |
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Elle Perfume by Yves Saint Laurent Energising Body Lotion for Women $25.99 Elle perfume by Yves Saint Laurent, 6.6 oz Energising Body Lotion. |
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Opium Perfume by Yves Saint Laurent Deodorant Spray / 100 Ml for Women $53.99 Opium perfume by Yves Saint Laurent, 3.3 oz Deodorant Spray / 100 Ml. |
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Rive Gauche Perfume by Yves Saint Laurent Eau De Toilette Spray / 100 Ml for Women $74.99 Rive Gauche perfume by Yves Saint Laurent, 3.3 oz Eau De Toilette Spray / 100 Ml. |
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Young Sexy Lovely Perfume by Yves Saint Laurent Eau De Toilette Spray / 30 Ml for Women $25.99 Young Sexy Lovely perfume by Yves Saint Laurent, 1.0 oz Eau De Toilette Spray / 30 Ml. |
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Cinema Perfume by Yves Saint Laurent Eau De Parfum Spray / 50 Ml for Women $50.99 Cinema perfume by Yves Saint Laurent, 1.6 oz Eau De Parfum Spray / 50 Ml. |
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