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Dont try and be snooty wi a Gorbals wummin!?
A wee auld wummin from the Gorbals is at a swanky do in the city. She is in the lift of The Hilton Hotel and with her are two very beautiful and regal young women. The first one has a simply devine smelling perfume and our wee auld wummin sniffs the air appreciatively and ask the first young woman what the perfume is: “Chanel No 5, £70 pounds a bottle, John Lewis.” she replies with more than just a little disdain in her arch tones.
The old lady turns to the second beauty and asks her about her perfume “Iyves St Laurent Nu, 80 pounds a bottle, Watt Brothers.” she responds, even more snootily than the first one.
Just before they reach their floor, the wee auld Gorbals wummin bends over and drops the biggest fart you have ever heard. As the fumes engulf our two majestic young women, who are at gagging point with the stink, our we auld Gorbals wummin says as she departs the lift: “Economy Beans, 6 Tins Furra Pound, Lidls”
Yeah.
Yves Saint Laurent “Cinema” Perfume and Ian Brown “Home Is Where The Heart Is”
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L’HOMME YVES SAINT LAURENT by Yves Saint Laurent EDT SPRAY 3.3 OZ $72.85 Launched by the design house of Yves Saint Laurent in 2006, L’HOMME YVES SAINT LAURENT by Yves Saint Laurent for Men posesses a blend of: Cedar Virginia Cedar, Ginger, Violet, Citron, White Pepper, Basil Flower, Ozone, Tonka Bean, Sandalwood, Vetiver It is recommended for wear…. |
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OPIUM by Yves Saint Laurent EDT SPRAY 3 OZ (NEW PACKAGING) $84.00 … |
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OPIUM by Yves Saint Laurent – Eau De Toilette Spray 3 oz $82.59 Created by the design house of Yves Saint Laurent in 1977, Opium is classified as a refined, oriental, soft fragrance. This feminine scent begins with notes of mandarin and bergamot, then myrrh, jasmine and carnation. It is completed with a final note of Amber…. |
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Polo Blue by Ralph Lauren for Men, Eau De Toilette Natural Spray $172.99 Polo Blue evokes a feeling of the freedom of the big, blue sky and the energy of the open waters, combined with an invigorating blast of fresh air. This lush fragrance for men is a fresh blend of aquatic accords combined with spicy basil, verbena, and clary sage, softened with soothing notes of washed suede, velvety moss, and sheer musk.Notes:Melon de Cavaillon, Lush Accord, Lush Watery Melon, Fre… |
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Polo by Ralph Lauren for Men, Deodorant, 2.1 Ounce $18.00 Polo Deodorant Stick Provides effective protection against wetness & odor. Incredibly helps glides on smoothly & comfortably. Ensures a natural, long-lasting skincare treatment. Lightweight formula offers quick-dry formula…. |
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Parisienne by Yves Saint Laurent for Women. Perfumed Body Lotion 6.6 oz / 200 Ml $28.00 Parisienne Perfumed Body Lotion 6.6 Oz / 200 Ml for Women by Yves Saint Laurent…. |
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Yves Saint Laurent French Manicure 2 Pens Kit Nail Polish Buy Yves Saint Laurent Nail Polish – Yves Saint Laurent French Manicure 2 Pens Kit 2 x 4ml… |
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YSL Yves Saint Laurent Sunglasses 6084/S D28, Glossy Black Frame/ Grey Lenses Yves Saint Laurent… the legendary design house in the world of haute couture comes forth with a brilliant ready-to-wear sunglasses collection that is a celebration of traditional design value. Elegant to a fault, YSL designs embody the perfect blend of style and substance. The 6084/S model is a fabulous Hollywood design, with a luxurious glossy finish and punched titanium accents. YSL logos engr… |
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Yves Saint Laurent (YSL) Baby Doll Perfume Mini Gift Set $30.50 … |
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OPIUM by Yves Saint Laurent Gift Set — 1.6 oz Eau De Toiltette Spray 2.5 oz Body Moisturizer 2.5 oz Shower Gel Bag Women $99.00 Created by the design house of Yves Saint Laurent in 1977 Opium is classified as a refined oriental soft fragrance. This feminine scent possesses a blend of rose carnation sandalwood pepper lily of the valley and clove…. |
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Opium Perfume by Yves Saint Laurent Deodorant Spray for Women $53.99 Opium perfume by Yves Saint Laurent, 3.3 oz Deodorant Spray. |
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Elle Perfume by Yves Saint Laurent Energising Body Lotion for Women $25.99 Elle perfume by Yves Saint Laurent, 6.6 oz Energising Body Lotion. |
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Cinema Perfume by Yves Saint Laurent Eau De Parfum Spray for Women $66.99 Cinema perfume by Yves Saint Laurent, 3.0 oz Eau De Parfum Spray. |
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Young Sexy Lovely Perfume by Yves Saint Laurent Eau De Toilette Spray / 30 Ml for Women $25.99 Young Sexy Lovely perfume by Yves Saint Laurent, 1.0 oz Eau De Toilette Spray / 30 Ml. |
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Paris Perfume by Yves Saint Laurent Eau De Parfum Spray / 75 Ml for Women $88.99 Paris perfume by Yves Saint Laurent, 2.5 oz Eau De Parfum Spray / 75 Ml. |
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